Do worms have feet?
Why do clouds move?
What is poop?
Why do we poop? (Note: This recent fascination with poop worries me a wee bit)
Do bees make Honeycombs? (as in the cereal)
Where is Jamaica? (Answer to all geography questions: "Go ask your father" - - I just found out where Europe is - - I thought it was below the States and sadly, I'm not exaggerating my geographic retardedness)
What is a wife? (Asked after his best friend asked to pretend to be his wife and then followed it up with "now give me a kiss on the lips" - - my smart boy still thinks girls are gross so he politely declined)
Why can't I eat cupcakes for breakfast? I had no good answer for that one so we ate cupcakes.
NOTE: I am totally getting paid back for annoying my sisters as a child.