3 year old insists on booting it into the bathroom whenever she hears me running a bath. While she is unbelievably adorable (like her mother), today she was being especially annoying (not sure where she gets that?) and she kept trying to touch my boobs which were covered by a cloth (pretty sure she gets that from her father).
The following chat resulted:
Me: "Boobs are private. Quit staring at mine"
3 yr. "But they're so fat"
Me: "Gee thanks"
3 yr old: (as she pokes my boob) "well, they ARE"
Me: "That is your fault, my darling, now bugger off. Boobs. Are. Private.
3 yr old: "ugh"
Me: "Don't worry, you'll have your own someday"
3 yr old: "And I'm gonna touch them as much as I want to!!"
Me: *hysterical laughter* "I'm sure you will!"