Friday, July 22, 2011

Conversation with the 3 year old

The 3 year old follows me into the bathroom today (as usual) and says "You look pretty today Mommy but your boobs are fat." *She pokes one*

Me: "They're supposed to be fat."

3 year old: "I don't think so, Mom."

Me: "Trust me on this one sweetie. It took me two kids to get them this way. I can now catch chips in my cleavage. They're very handy. Fat boobs are A-Okay."

3 year old: Ppppffffttt. If you say so."

*poke poke*

Me: "Please stop poking them." 

3 year old: "But seriously. They're so fat today."

Me: "Isn't it time for you to go pick on your brother?"


Joshua said...

Nothing wrong with boobs.

Just saying.

TexaGermaNadian said...

Haha, good comment above. Hey, nothing wrong with them at all. Hope you are doing great Colie :) Love these little convos with you little one!

Colie said...

@Schwa & Lindsay - Boobs ARE good - even the no longer twenty something boobs!

Thanks Lindsay - she's the best!!

Ixy said...

LOL!! Seriously, this made me laugh to the point of tears. Good to know what I have to look forward to (my daughter's one and offers us much wisdom every day - we just can't understand it yet).