Friday, July 22, 2011

Conversation with the 3 year old

The 3 year old follows me into the bathroom today (as usual) and says "You look pretty today Mommy but your boobs are fat." *She pokes one*

Me: "They're supposed to be fat."

3 year old: "I don't think so, Mom."

Me: "Trust me on this one sweetie. It took me two kids to get them this way. I can now catch chips in my cleavage. They're very handy. Fat boobs are A-Okay."

3 year old: Ppppffffttt. If you say so."

*poke poke*

Me: "Please stop poking them." 

3 year old: "But seriously. They're so fat today."

Me: "Isn't it time for you to go pick on your brother?"

4 comments:

Joshua said...

Nothing wrong with boobs.

Just saying.

TexaGermaNadian said...

Haha, good comment above. Hey, nothing wrong with them at all. Hope you are doing great Colie :) Love these little convos with you little one!

Colie said...

@Schwa & Lindsay - Boobs ARE good - even the no longer twenty something boobs!

Thanks Lindsay - she's the best!!

Ixy said...

LOL!! Seriously, this made me laugh to the point of tears. Good to know what I have to look forward to (my daughter's one and offers us much wisdom every day - we just can't understand it yet).